Total Medals Earned: 191 (From 51 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,285 Points
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/295 points)
Medals Earned: 4/11 (95/430 points)
Medals Earned: 7/20 (50/485 points)
Medals Earned: 11/30 (65/270 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/95 points)
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/95 points)
Medals Earned: 14/44 (135/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (35/300 points)
Start The Game
Defeat Jack
Defeat Luis
Get Defeated by a Nerd
Defeat ninjamuffin99
Defeat Tom Fulp
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Fire a weapon 10 times.
Reload a weapon 5 times.
Create a custom timeline sequence.
Reload a weapon 25 times.
Fire a silenced weapon 25 times.
View all equipment items.
Disable all effects.
View every firearm.
Fire a weapon 100 times.
Fire a weapon 500 times.
Reload a weapon 50 times.
Complete Air Defence
Complete Airborne tactics
Complete Basic Tactics
Complete Defence Tactics
Complete First Encounter
Complete Retreat
Complete Sharp Assault
Complete Fast Decision
Complete Air Domination
Complete Breath of Air
Complete Crossfire
Complete Desert Rush
Complete Desert Town
Complete Duel
Complete Hard Road
Complete Infiltration
Complete Oasis
Complete Bloody Canyon
Complete the Only Chance
Complete Break Point
Kill 100 Soldiers
Kill 30 Soldiers
Kill 1 Soldier
Earn 1000$
Complete the first mission
Get killed by the map
Earn 100$
Win a mission in Overdrive mode
Score a Triple Kill
Control all the control points in a mission at once
Complete 50% of the missions
Unlock the Dart Gun
Score a double kill with the Ion Cannon equipped
Capture 15 flags
Kill 5 soldiers holding a flag
Unlock the Rocket Launcher
Unlock the Plasma Gun
Catch a flag in the air
Unlock the Automatic Rocket Launcher
Score a double kill with the Auto. Rocket Launcher equipped
Unlock the Slow Bubble Gun
Get killed by the map 10 times
Kill 200 Soldiers
Unlock the Ion Cannon
Earn 3000$
Unlock all the armor styles
Unlock all the weapons
Complete all the missions
Kill 500 Soldiers
Kill 1000 Soldiers
Win with the assassin role.
Win with the boss role.
Win with the assassin role without executing the boss.
Win with the boss role after one meeting.
Clear floor 1
Clear floor 2
Clear floor 4
Clear floor 3
Clear floor 6
Clear floor 5
Clear floor 7
Complete the game on Hell mode
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Get over 100 combo.
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
You found the baseball bat!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Start the game... press the play button.
You found the dead blue bird!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You've earned extra kupo!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found bird poop! Yay!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
Scare all the people out of the house
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
All lights swinging at once
Use every possessable ability
